


I was gonna draw a comic, but then I got high. I could’ve traced it, and it would’ve worked, but then I got high. Now we have no comic section, and I know why: because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.

UTD has been unfairly applying its policies around student expression to shut down critical viewpoints for a long time, but we cannot risk accepting that as a new normal
The piano outside the Student Union disappeared quietly last week. Music
fans rejoiced when the university rolled out a replacement.

The library is facing a litany of problems, according to its annual committee meeting, and needs more resources to solve them

As students cast their ballots in the spring election, SG meets to discuss a spree of changes, resolutions, allocations and meeting reports

Everything from homemade cupcakes to Walmart-bought treats blanketed tables for the low-income dental fundraiser

MIT doesn’t have a single Starbucks on their campus, so why should the MIT of the South have two?
Ladysmith Black Mambazo bring their Zulu roots to an international stage with an act of tradition and memory

A year in review of COSM, from the perspective of the student that made it possible
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