Issue 06/03/2026
June 3, 2026
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Published June 3rd 4:20 p.m. You know, I started the whole “publish at 4:20” joke in high school and have just stuck with it since. No one’s ever stopped me.
Published June 3rd 4:20 p.m. You know, I started the whole “publish at 4:20” joke in high school and have just stuck with it since. No one’s ever stopped me.
After 3 years of non-stop news coverage, Gregorio discovers downtime (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Unfortunately, leading The Mercury strike, founding The Retrograde and grinding a resume for Ph.D. programs will give you carpal tunnel
Look, I just wanted to make silly drawings
UTD’s 2nd most powerful CS major prepares to return to the void
Comets soared over campus during the spring 2026 university commencement ceremony. After a stormy interruption, graduating UTD students were met with a double rainbow and
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