
Issue 06/03/2026
Published June 3rd 4:20 p.m. You know, I started the whole “publish at 4:20” joke in high school and have just stuck with it since. No one’s ever stopped me.

Published June 3rd 4:20 p.m. You know, I started the whole “publish at 4:20” joke in high school and have just stuck with it since. No one’s ever stopped me.

Unfortunately, leading The Mercury strike, founding The Retrograde and grinding a resume for Ph.D. programs will give you carpal tunnel

Look, I just wanted to make silly drawings

UTD’s 2nd most powerful CS major prepares to return to the void

Comets soared over campus during the spring 2026 university commencement ceremony. After a stormy interruption, graduating UTD students were met with a double rainbow and

A spending plan of over $20 million in student fees has been sent to President Moghe for approval

Residents have three weeks to either accept higher rents for next semester or opt out without penalty

Months before making the transition from Blackboard to Canvas, UTD’s information allegedly hacked by cybercrime group

That’s all for this semester. Goodnight, and good luck.

Last C&A of the semester. There’s even a comic in this one!
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