Island survival, Spirit Rocks and Hoblitzelle under fire

A discussion with your new Student Government executives

Last spring, over 1,000 students voted in UTD’s Student Government election. The Retrograde had the pleasure of speaking to the winners of that election, the 2025-2026 executive officers of Student Government: President Giana Abraham, a neuroscience and psychology double major, and Vice President David Baker, a neuroscience junior. Read on to get to know the humans behind the lofty titles. 

Q: What led to you joining Student Government? Have you recovered from that yet? 

Abraham: Like most other senators, I wanted to create an impact on campus, making it more connected one conversation at a time. While I may recover from the chaos I have gotten myself into this year, I fear that my email inbox will not.  

Baker: My journey with Student Government started on a whim because I thought it could be cool to represent student interests and create projects and events that would leave a mark on campus. Though I didn’t initially put much effort into running freshman year, I’ve invested hundreds of hours into Student Government and plan to work for hundreds more. (Baker will not recover.

Q: If given complete control of UTD, what would be your first decree, act or abuse of power? 

Abraham: Bring back the Spirit Rocks and create a free parking scheme where we tax the loitering campus geese so those fines can pay for parking spots (and maybe a new parking structure.) 

Baker: The first thing I’d do would probably be bringing back the Spirit Rocks. They were one of the first things I saw on campus when I toured, and they serve as a great way to build up the community of UTD. 

Q: If you crash landed on an uninhabited island in the Pacific Ocean, what would be your Comet Survival PlanTM? 

Abraham:  

1) Try to remember what I learned from watching “Survivor.” 
2) Accept that I have a goldfish memory and focus on gathering coconuts to spell “S.O.S.” 
3) Enjoy the disconnected island life until someone flies by. 

Baker: The first thing I’d do would be to check for any injuries, then find clean drinking water. From there, I’d build a big “S.O.S.” on the beach, find food, shelter and fire. 

Q: Where do you see yourself 5 minutes, 5 months and 5 years after your graduation? Why? 

Abraham: In a few minutes, I’ll still be thinking about these responses. In months, I’ll still be at UTD completing my majors, hopefully changing our campus. In a matter of years, I will likely still be trudging down the medical path and may possibly be in residency. 

Baker: 5 minutes after graduation, I’m grabbing food with friends and family. After 5 months, I hope to be in med school. 5 years after graduation, I would like to have started my own family and be on my way to take care of my current family. I’m lucky that throughout my entire life, I have known that my ultimate goal is to support my family and to raise a family of my own. Pretty much everything I’ve done or am planning on doing in some way is in pursuit of that goal. 

Q: What superpower would you want to have? 

Abraham: Teleportation, to maximize travel and minimize time spent in traffic around campus.  

Baker: I would want the ability to teleport so that I can travel around the world. 

Q: Who would you side with during an extraterrestrial invasion? 

Abraham: I’d form a third party: Comets for Coexistence, since Temoc is from space.  

Baker: I would almost certainly side with the humans and Earth. The invaders would need very good reason and for the humans to be nearly irredeemable for me to change sides. 

Q: Favorite spot to study around campus? 

Abraham: Empty SCI classrooms and library study rooms — great for group study sessions.  

Baker: ECS West lobby. I’ve spent too much time there for it not to be. 

Q: Best and worst building on campus? Why? 

Abraham: I like the Bioengineering & Sciences Building (BSB) despite my lab being in the basement. I can get work done there, and there’s a vivarium.  

Hoblitzelle Hall is definitely showing its age and could use a revamp. 

Baker: In my opinion, the best building is the Student Services Building because of all the offices/resources that it has, plus it’s easy to find.  

The worst building would probably be Hoblitzelle Hall because it stands out for how bland looking and small it is. 

Q: If you could replace Temoc, what would be our new mascot? 

Abraham: Who would ever want to replace Temoc? (He may read this.) Maybe Enarc, considering how much construction he’s endured. 

Baker: Either his boyfriend Enarc or Tobor. 

Q: Final thoughts?  

Abraham: Reach out if you have ideas for Student Government, want to chat or have more questions! We have too many office hours for them not to be used!  

Baker: If you see me around campus, make sure to say hi! 

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