Removing the Plinth, parts of library as well as the Starbucks, the data center will bring in millions despite earsplitting noise

President Mrabhas Poghe vows to protect campus power grid at all costs

Lord Poghe grants protection to his vassals from what lies beyond

Shock, horror, confusion among local community

Like, all of it. It’s all gone. How did they do it so fast?

Bullet engraved with Mrabhas Poghe’s face appears to be culprit

Roommates, community not surprised

The president’s authorial debut receives campus-wide acclaim.